Audi Gets Bitchslapped in Public

September 24, 2009 by  
Filed under Funny Pictures

Well I’m sure that the ad execs for Audi thought this concept for a billboard was a great idea at first, but this pic clearly shows that BMW has the smarter ad agency. Absolutely brilliant!

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Cheese Grater Toilet Paper

September 24, 2009 by  
Filed under Kitchen Sink

This ain’t your Grandma’s Charmin! Available through play.com, this manly toilet paper is the perfect accessory for that hunting camp or Una-Bomber shack.

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Via: Nerd Approved

Funny Church Signs

September 24, 2009 by  
Filed under Funny Pictures

Here’s a great collection of funny church signs from across the USA. Funny seems to be nondenominational… Enjoy.

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22 Great Life Philosophies

September 24, 2009 by  
Filed under Odd Factoids

Here are some great philosophies that you can use to guide your life…

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
3. It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.
4. Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.
5. Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.
6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
7. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
9. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
12. If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
13. Some days you’re the bug; some days you’re the windshield.
14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
17. Duct tape is like ‘The Force’. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
19. Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when your lips are moving.
20. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night

$2 Deluxe Hugs

September 24, 2009 by  
Filed under Hilarious Videos

Here’s a great prank from MediocreFilms. We’ve all seen the guy/gal on the corner giving away free hugs. But what happens when a competitor shows up offering deluxe hugs for 2 bucks? If it costs more, it must better, eh? Check out the video to see who wins the battle. Hilarious!

Medical Afflictions of the Cartoon World

September 12, 2009 by  
Filed under Funny Pictures

No one’s perfect.  Not even cartoon characters.

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